只是個教英文的May

努力了一天半

終於把老師的指定作業做完

這次的方向是"程序" + "負面思考"

寫完後

我娘說:變態..............

Don't Be a Blonde 

     Ignorance is Mimi's another name.  She enjoys being treated as a celebrity and loves giving demands.  There is no doubt that she does have some elements of being a focus: long straight shining black hair, well-proportioned and attraction figure, silklike skin, delicate features and so on.  She walks with her chin up as a catwalk model stepping on the runway, emotionless and blind.  Briefly, she is like Heidi Klum, a top underwear model in Western World.  Although Heidi has long blond hair, no one considers she is a blonde but Mimi is opposite.  Mimi is a vainglorious social girl.  Brands are her outfits, and rich men are her collections.  She only dates with the rich and never gets tired of saying that she has visited numerous luxury houses.  She likes sports cars the best and telling her friends how her dates spoil her, such as holding parties, being her chauffeur by calls, going fine restaurants, shopping in boutiques as a VIP etc.  On the other hand, Mimi is mean, bossy and merciless.  She always talks with her arms folded, eyes lifted and jeer-look expression.  Donating and dating with nobody are forbidden in Mimi's circle.  Mimi said, "If one is born in poor, that is one' fate.  That is a punishment from gods.  Never and ever play ducks and drakes with a poor."  Mimi's friends are her maids, buying coffee, doing her assignments, making and copying the notes for her, getting brunch for her, this and that.  I, as a transfer student, notice this arrogant girl right away.  My friend and classmate Fanny said, "The girls who fly around Mimi as bees are eager to obtain some benefits from Mimi.  They believe that the possibility of chancing to meet a rich guy is higher than hunting in school if they glue to Mimi."

     It is possible to read one wrong, especially reading through eyes only.  I transfer to Fanny's school for killing time before I enroll Oxford graduation school.  Probably my dressing and vehicle, Porsche Carrera GT, catch her attention so that Mimi now and then pokes into my personal affairs carelessly, such as what my family business is, where my house locates, how many cars I own and so on.  I always give her my warm smile because keeping low is my principle with no bodyguards around me in the campus.  Because of my disregard, gradually, she stops bothering me.  However, the situation changed last night.  Now I am plotting to punish Mimi from bad to worst on my farewell party, for coincidently I heard Mimi mock at Fanny.  Fanny and my families' friendships go behind generations.  Now her father manages my family-owned worldwide hotels business' finances.  Because of Fanny's family background, a banker's only daughter, Mimi flies around Fanny and often finds excuses to visit her villas, located in local, Japan and Hawaii.  Fanny is a shy elegant well-educated girl, and she seldom refuses Mimi's small asking.  Fanny really treats Mimi nicely.  Last night, without seeing me passing by, Mimi made fun of Fanny's angiomas, which is below her right ears.  Fanny hates anybody talking about her defect.  Finding no way to remove her angiomas, she barely accepted her imperfection.  If Fanny knows about Mimi's words about her, she will be heartbroken.  Mimi's behavior made anger arise from my toes to head.  It will be my pleasure to reward Mimi of being so ignorance.

     To crumble Mimi's beautiful faking mask is my first step.  Knowing her favor of sports cars, I will drive my Ferrari FXX, numbered eighth of twenty nine around the world, to school on the graduation day.  If I invite her to my farewell, she definitely will feel greatly flattered and dress her Armani gown with Dior necklace and Tiffany diamond ring.  My chauffeur will ring her doorbell, and I will be waiting in Ferrari Scuderia Spider 16M.  Oh! I almost can hear the sound from throat of swallowing the saliva.  Then I will suggest playing my favorite music.  I believe that she will grant me with her graceful smile.  Guns and Roses' latest album is the best choice, and I will adjust the volume up to 25.  The vibration of the speakers will make her feel sitting on the wave.  I will keep the speed around 120 km/hr in the city and step on the break in a sudden under the red light.  Maybe running the red light can be another choice.  I would like to know whose vocal is higher, Mimi's or Axi Rose's?  Next, I will roar out of the city and speed up to 150 km/hr after I turn into the mountain trail.  There are series of bends on the way to my villa; therefore, it is time to perform my skill, drift, to Mimi.  With no doubt, I will not hear her beg for a stop when she feels like vomiting because I always immerse myself in the joy of driving.  After arriving at my place, I will provide my personal image designer for Mimi because she will look completely insane and smell like shit then.

     To humiliate Mimi is my next stage.  As a host, my duty is to take care of every guest; it is my responsibility to have my image designer, Dominique Isbecque, make sure Mimi is going to be a shining star in the party.  Domy's schedule is filled by stars and celebrities in New York all the time.   That will be her honor to have 10 gowns for choosing, including Vera Wang, Yves Saint Laurent, Vivian Westwood, Louis Vuitton, Christine Dior, Chanel, Gucci, Chloe, Dolce& Gabbana and Jil Sander.  Instead of her poor ring and necklace, Domy will show her five sets of the ring, wristlet and necklace, such as Cartier, Harry Winston, Chaumet, Bvlgari and Boucheron.  Had I time to company her, I would have to remind her breathing as seeing all those unissued jewelry and clothing.  Living in upper-class get bored easily, and the funniest game is to embarrass a girl like Mimi, who is eager to squeeze herself into a cruel social life.  I will arrange some fashion queens to dress all those gowns and wear those fancy jewelries.  Why?  Clothing Clashing is a fatal mistake among the upper-class.  According to an unspoken rule, a girl who clashes clothing with the fashion queen in the party is going to be put on the unwelcome list forever.  Even though Mimi may marry to a socialite in the future, she will never be able to survive successfully.  Finally, an arrogant girl like Mimi will discover that there is no position for her anywhere.  If she is sharp enough, she may realize that she is fooled.  Then, she will face a forked road.  One is to admit that she herself is an inexperienced girl, and I will accept her penitence and let go of her.  On the contrary, if she jumps to challenge me, I will continue playing this game for her.

     The last stage is to ruin her dream of love.  Most of my male friends in the party are gorgeous rich bachelors, and I believe Mimi will water when she meets them.  For instance, Richard, whose father owns two casinos in Morocco, will ask for a dance with Mimi.  Peter is worth three hundred billions, and Peter will drive her home for me.  Tony is an only descendant of a blue-blood family in England.  Finding Mr. Right in a fancy party is always her dream, but those bachelors expect one night stand only.  Mimi's knees will melt when she faces a series of their dreamy pursuing tactics, and then she will be their prey.  Namely, if she desires to have Japanese noodles as a meal, she will be on the plane to Japan the next day.  If Mimi hopes to shop in Harrods, she will receive an invitation of Paris Fashion Show from Karl Lagerfeld instead.  All these luxury supplies will blind her eyes.  An earthen trick to own a material life is to produce a baby sneakily.  As soon as Mimi asks for a marriage because of pregnancy, she will be given ten million dollars and a farewell letter.  This amount is too much for an escort.  Many girls really don't know the secret to get rich men: having no illusions about marrying them.  Where can Mimi make a living to support a luxury life style after she spends out all of the money?  Maybe I can make a phone call to Deborah Jeane Palfrey for her if her figure is still a prized possession.  If not, I believe it will not be too difficult to keep a window for her in Amsterdam. 

     I would like to see when Mimi will concede her failure.  While Mimi chooses to be a prostitute, I can foresee the ending of her life.  Drugs and venereal diseases will company her as long as she has a breath.  As a drug abuser is going through withdraw, it feels like ants are moving in veins and eating him/her away.  Mimi will beg for more clients to buy drugs day after day.  Then, if she becomes an AIDS carrier as well, a bullet will be the easiest way for her.  I will feel no surprise about this result at all.

後記

以上的文法與語法...本人無法保證正確喔..............

雖然說是"寫一天半" ,但羅馬非一天可造成的!

架構圖要先畫>主旨句要設定(而且到完成時,一定又跟原本設定不同)>寫程序的文體時,又得確認每一段不重疊>還要去學校跟老師討論 (只有這篇啦)>還要參考資料 (因為這次題目粉特別)

時間都不夠用...........

其實,這功課在月初就已經派下來了(而我有不到最後關頭是擠不出東西的劣根性),但一直沒有靈感,而原本想寫的也不是這一個方向,一切就在要交功課前兩天大轉彎

在可愛的Cassie跟我分享她的經驗後

一切光明^^